[Intro]
[Verse]
christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
forgive me when I say that christmas is a bitch.
chocolate makes my skin breakout. I don't like decorations.
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station.
I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree.
[chorus]
The kids wait up for Santa Claus, the man with overalls.
he eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol.
but who am I to judge? This guy is not even real.
cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of its so freaking lame.
Sorry if I sound insane.
christmas sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
that's why christmas is a bitch.
[Verse]
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,
wasting all their money on lights and christmas trees,
making corporations rich, that's why christmas is a bitch.
and every time I look around, I see a smiling face,
is this a problem just with me or the human race?
all of these really annoying songs that people love to sing.
What can I possibly be missing from this christmas thing?
[chorus]
Kids wait up for Santa Claus, a weird dude with overalls.
he eats their milk and cookies, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol.
but it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me.
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house. It's bullshit.
There's mistletoe and candy canes, I find all of this shit so lame.
I don't like playing cheerful games.
If only I could flip a switch, it's a complicated sitch,
that's why christmas is a bitch.
[Outro]
These stupid sweaters make me itch, decorations always glitch,
that's why christmas is a bitch.