Intro:
Hello toilet trained, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid."
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved,
I'm ashamed,
I was shaved,
I'm ashamed
[Indecipherable] in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered, Andy's not
I was shaved,
I'm ashamed,
I was shaved,
I'm ashamed
Solo:
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