Intro & verse: F E F E
Hello toilet trained, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down in the chair, don\'t be afraid."
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was
shaved, I\'m
ashamed, I was
shaved, I\'m
ashamed
[Indecipherable] in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered, Andy\'s not
Chorus
Solo:
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