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[Verse 1]
Well, it's 2:45pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read
What's popping?
What's popping?
She’s beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection
[Chorus]
I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
[Verse 2]
Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I've also got depression?
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile I'll
Find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me
And I think you're a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's completely block all contact
[Chorus]
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
[Bridge]
Mum took away my PS4
I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
These every little slights and insurrections
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps
Disbelief heads suspensions
[Outro]
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police interventions
Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
[N.C.]
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs