"Polka Face" is a medley by "Weird" Al Yankovic. It was released on his 2011 album
"Alpocalypse". The songs in order of appearence are:
"Poker Face" by Lady Gaga (Germanotta/Khayat)
"Womanizer" by Britney Spears (Briscoe/Akinyemi)
"Right Round" by Flo Rida ft Ke$ha
(Dillard/Gottwald/Grigg/Franks/Lawrence/Hernandez/Bay-Schuck/Burns/Coy/Percy/Lever)
"Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi (Mescudi/Omishore)
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum (Haywood/Kear/Kelley/Scott)
"Baby" by Justin Bieber ft Ludacris (Bieber/Stewart/Nash/Bridges/Milian)
"So What" by Pink (Pink/Martin/Shellback)
"I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry (Perry/Gottwald/Martin/Dennis)
"Fireflies" by Owl City (Young)
"Blame It" by Jamie Foxx ft T-Pain
(Brown/Conte/Jr./Foxx/Henderson/Melanchon/Nash/Prescott/Stewart/T-Pain/Walker)
"Replay" by Iyaz (Rock City/Jones/Rotem/Derülo)
"Down" by Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne (Jhooti/Carter/J-Remy/Bass/Jared Cotter & J Perkins/Byrd jr)
"Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz ft Ludacris (Cruz/T. Smith)
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha (Sebert/Gottwald/Levin)
"Poker Face" by Lady Gaga (Reprise)
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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
woah wo-ohohohohohh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a mah polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read ah my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Puhpuhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face
puhpuhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are
you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
Boy don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are are-are
(You!)
You say I'm crazy
(You!)
I got your crazy
(You!)
You're nothing but a
(You!)
Womanizer
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
Cuz day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now
and I was like baby baby baby
baby baby baby
baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't minds it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
N.C.
I liked it
and I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the henny
Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A-alcohol
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out, got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
stuck on replay
stuck on replay
replay
replay
replay-ay-ay-ay
Brass instruments:
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Brass instruments:
Baby are you down?
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart
Polka: -
Don't stop
making pop
dj blow my speakers up
tonight
I'ma fight
til we see the sun light
tik tok
on the clock
but the polka dont stop -no
yodayodaladyhoo yodayodaladyhoo
puhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face
puhpuhpuhpolka face puhpuhpolka face
Oh no he can't read my puhpuhpolka face
Talkin' 'bout my face puhphpolka face
Puhphpolka face
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