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[RYE OR THE KAISER (THEME FROM ROCKY XIII)]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
Come inside maybe you'll hear him say
[Chorus]
It's the rye or the kaiser, they're on special tonight
Let me please be your catering advisor
If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser...
[Verse]
Down on the street they've got bagels
And theres a sale on cream cheese and lox
'Nosh on some blintzers and bratwurst
Not in the mood for Jack in the Box, Oy Vey
[Chorus]
We gonna schlepp on through to Flatbush Avenue
Kielbasa and chopped liver
We gonna schlepp on through to Flatbush Avenue
Or maybe they'll deliver
[I LOVE ROCKY ROAD]
[Intro]
[Verse]
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold.
N.C.
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me.
N.C.
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon,
I know what I need.
[Chorus]
Baby, I love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby!
I love rocky road,
So have another triple scoop with me, ow!
[SPAM EATER]
[Intro]
[Chorus]
Ohhh here she comes - boy she loves that processed meat
(G)
Ohhh here she comes - she's a spam eater
[I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Baby, when I'm at the metro
I drink to much beer
Then my tummy, starts to grumble
Feelin' queer
[Chorus]
3x
And then I feel like
3x
Feel like throwing up
3x
Feel like throwing up
3x
Feel like throwing up
Feel like throwing up on you
[AVOCADO]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy
your're gonna be guacamole, before too long
Oh you're a green one, and you know that you're out of season
You better let somebody eat you.
(let somebody eat you)
You better let somebody eat you...
before it's too..oooo.. late.
[Transition]
[SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Peter Pauls Almond Joys got nuts
Mounds don't
[TAKE THE L (OUT OF LIVER)]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Take the L out of liver, and its iver
[FATTER]
[Verse]
Fatter! Fatter!
Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter!
Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter! Fatter
Pizza, pie, coca-cola.
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me I'm fatter!
Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter!
Shake 'n' bake! I'm fatter! Fatter
[MY BOLOGNA]
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one,
Open up a package of my bologna.
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done,
Top it with a little of my bologna.
[Chorus]
Never gonna stop, eat it up, such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much, then throw up but I'll soon be back
for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my bologna.
M-m-m-my bologna.
[Transition]
[WHOLE LOTTA LUNCH]
[Chorus]
Oh! Wanna whole lotta lunch, wanna whole lotta lunch,
wanna whole lotta lunch, wanna whole lotta lunch
[Bridge]
N.C.
Way down inside
N.C.
Woman
N.C.
You need
Lunch
[Transition]
[WE'VE GOT THE BEEF]
[Verse]
Have ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mash potatoes too
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie brought the stew
So what'd you bring?
[Chorus]
We've got the beef
We've got the beef
We've got the beef
They got the beef
[Verse]
I'm a home dog you're mixed breed (we got the beef)
A chopstick
And now (we got the beef)
Ground round by the pound
[Chorus]
We've got the beef
We've got the beef
We've got the beef
They got the beef