Intro:
There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud
It's a futon on the floor, he must be flat as a board!
There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there fifteen times
When I leave then he arrives ev'ry night
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Tell the monster that lives 'neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead, or you'll kick him in the head
Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good he won't come here no more,
Cus you're kicking his ass at the count of four
[[Chorus]]:
Goodnight, Demon Slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay, and dragons to ride
When they see you comin' hell they'd better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer, goodnight
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Tell the monster that eats children that you taste bad
And you're sure you'll be the worst he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret
Just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad
Tell the Harpies that land on your bed post
That come til five, you'll roast them alive
Tell the Devil it's time you gave him his dues
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
Cus the mightiest, scariest creature is you
[[Chorus]]
Bridge:
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Intro
I won't tell you that there's nothing 'neath your bed
I won't sell you that it's all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real, but they're not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat
You'll need it from some of the people you'll meet
[[Chorus]]
Goodnight, goodnight, Goodnight
Goodnight