All I wanna do
Is watch TV with you
But I've got too many remotes
In my life
Trying to watch a DVD
Which remote’s for the TV?
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!
What order do I have to turn things on?
Why am I hearing channel 9
But seeing 31?
During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on:
They can put a man on the moon
But they can’t help me
It’s like I need Houston mission control
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
I have to set aside a whole day
To type a four page document
Briefing them on what to do
I’m so tired of all these buttons
Look at how complicated life has gotten
Too many remotes!
During the spoken interlude, vamp on:
Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
Too many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Too many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum’s still got one with the cord on it.
-Life