Capo Second Fret
The piano has been drinking
My necktie's asleep
The combo went back to New York,
The jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony's on the make
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
Same four chords through out.