This song is pretty easy as it only uses four chords: [[G]][[D]][[A]][[C]]
I made it up whilst a was having a nice relaxing poo, with my guitar.
[[G]] I'm having a [[D]] nice relaxing [[A]] poo
[[G]] I'm having a [[D]] whale of a time on the [[A]]loo
[[G]] I'm painting the [[D]] toilet brown with [[A]] goo
[[G]] I'm having a [[D]] nice relaxing [[A]] poo
[[C]] What colour [[G]] is your [[A]] poo
[[C]] How many [[G]] sheets do you [[A]] use
[[G]] If you had some [[D]] time alone would [[A]] you
[[G]] I'm having a [[D]] nice relaxing [[A]] poo
--I hope you enjoy my song-Peace out-Tommy P, the tommy tom meister..Tom Power-