Intro:
Winter getting colder, summer getting warmer.
Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border.
Why buy a gallan, when its cheaper by the barrel.
Just don't be busted singin Christmas Carols.
Chorus:
That's us, That's right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Look ma, no hands,
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Verse:
Momma gets her rocks off, watchin desperate housewives
Daddy works his can off, payin for the good life.
Kids on the you tube, learnin how to be cool
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl.
Chorus:
Poor little Lithamus, Americas town
She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
Got herself a record deal, Can't even sing a note
Verse:
Plasma getting bigger, Jesus getting smaller
Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars
Customs caught a kid with an aerosol can
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.
Chorus 2
That's us, That's right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh Yeah!
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