Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song Shoehorn With Teeth
Album: Lincoln
Intro:
Chorus:
( - - )
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
( - - )
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
Verse 1:
He asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn't get nervous
She's not really there
Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
Verse 2:
Tour the world in a heavy metal band
But they run out of gas
The plane can never land
Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing
Verse 3:
What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb
When you're much too busy returning to the womb?
Chorus:
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
Because he knows there's no such thing