House Of Awesome

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to

Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do

I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

He said, “Sorry Whompy I could get reported

To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure

E (palm mute)

You’re not a wizard you’re a tree

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

Well the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home

Regardless of race, religion, creature, or sexual preference

We accept whites, we accept blacks

We accept rebel freedom fighters on horse back

We accept Asians, we accept Jews

We accept everyone and that includes YOU!

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

The students at Hogwarts are sorted into houses according to

Whatever that shifty sorting hat says they aught to do

I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted

He said, “Sorry Whompy I could get reported

To the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure

E (palm mute)

You’re not a wizard you’re a tree

So I’m starting a new House and it’s called awesome

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