Chorus:
She's my best friend, certainly not the average girl.
She's my best friend understands me when I'm fallin'
down, down, down.
Oh it hurts to be that way, Down, down, down!
Oh it hurts to know the bad kind of fella,
here's to newspaper Joe...dropped his teeth on the floor.
Caught his hand in the door,
guess that's the way the news goes.
If you want to see me, sorry but I'm not around.
If you want to be me... turn around,
I'm by the window where the light is.
She's my best friend, better than a dog or car.
She's my best friend understands me when I'm fallin',
down, down, down... Oh it hurts to be that way,
Down, down, down...
Oh it hurts to know the bad kinda fella,
here's to Mulberry Jane... she made jam when she came.
Somebody cut off her feet,
Now jelly rolls in the street!
If you want to see me, sorry but I'm not around.
If you want to be me... turn around,
I'm by the window where the light is.
Chorus:
She's my best friend, better than a dog or car.
She's my best friend understands me when I'm fallin',
down, down, down...Oh it hurts to be that way,
Down, down, down..
Fallin' down, fallin' down
Fallin' down, fallin' down...