Verse 1:
I ain’t got no job, ain’t got no money, ain’t got no place to live
I ain’t got no car, ain’t got no girl, ain’t got no love to give
I ain’t got no faith, ain’t got no hope, ain’t got no God at all
But at least I got a friend in alcohol.
Chorus:
Jesus ain’t my friend. Well that might be a sin.
But I never heard from him or his dad
It makes me mad.
Verse 2:
But don’t be sad, ‘cause I still have some things that I call mine
I got my broken heart, broken dreams, unemployment line
Hangovers, insomnia, in-vis-able walls
But at least I got a friend in alcohol.
Chorus:
Jesus ain’t my friend. Well that might be a sin.
But I never heard from him or his dad
It makes me mad.
Closing:
Now my liver is going bad. Please don’t take away
the only friend I have
I ain’t got no help and no way out, and I got no way in.
Please don’t take away my only friend.
Please don’t take away my only friend.