Well variety is the spice of life
That's what the judge is going to tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool?
I can't resist to try something new
Well the judge said guilty in the first degree
I said can I help it if I take all the publicity
All these pretty women, with nothing to do
Come on and help me try to find something new
Chorus:
You got to try everything once
You better take out some insurance
You got to try everything once
You better build up your endurance
Well variety is the spice of life
Thats what the judge is going to tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool?
I can't resist to try something new
You got a full house baby, I got four of a kind
I'm watching six different televisions all at one time
You know I love you baby, sad but it's true
chorus
Well variety is the spice of life
That's what the judge is going to tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it, why you such a fool?
I can't resist to try something new