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What the Hell is wrong with me?
I'm not who I wanna be
I tried spot cream an' I tried it all
I'm crawling up the wall!
Chorus:
What's my naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...
I tried to join a ping-pong club,
sign on the door said "all full up"
I got nicked, fighting in the road
the judge didn't even know
Chorus:
What's my naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...
Dad got pissed so I got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy, so he lost the lot
Offers Mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you fucking mad!
Now I'm 'round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celluloid strip
And you won't know who came!
Chorus:
What's my naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...
What's my naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...
What's my naaaame... naaaame... naaaame...