I once had a girl or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room isn`t it good Norwegian wood
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
But I looked around and I noticed there wasn`t a chair
I sat on a rug biding my time drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said it`s time for bed
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn`t and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke I was alone this bird had flown
So I lit a fire isn`t it good Norwegian wood