/*[Mean Mr. Mustard]*/
[Куплет]:
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man... Such a mean old man
[Куплет]:
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man... Dirty old man
/*[Polythene Pam]*/
[Проигрыш]: ×2
[Куплет]:
Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Проигрыш]: ×2
[Куплет]:
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
That makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built
[Проигрыш]: ×2
[Соло]: ×7
/*[She Came In Through The Bathroom Window]*/
[Проигрыш]:
[Куплет]:
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon
[Припев]:
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
[Куплет]:[N.C.]
She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew what I could not say
[Куплет]:
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob
[Припев]:
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah