Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man, mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she`s a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he`s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
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[[E]] Mean Mr Mustard sleeps [[E7]] in the park
Shaves in the [[E]] dark, trying to save paper
[[B]] Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a [[E]] mean old [[C7] ] man, [[E]] mean old [[C7] ] man
[[E]] His sister Pam works [[E7]] in a shop
She never [[E]] stops she`s a go-getter
[[B]] Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he`s ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a [[E]] dirty old [[C7] ] man, [[E]] dirty old [[C7] ]man
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