I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long,
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob.
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little police men in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run, I'm crying.
I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess,
Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob.
Goo goo goo goo joob
Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying.
Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,
man you should have seen them kicking Еdgar Allan Poe,
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob goo goo.