Frontier Psychiatrist

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That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch

What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy

(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

'Avalanches above, business continues below..'

Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and

Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised

(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls

and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball

and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend

with the violin...

That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch

What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you

That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy

(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth

'Frontier psychiatrist!'

Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?

Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!

Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab

Sometimes a parrot talks!

Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#

'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'

'Can you think of anything else?'

'Um...

a record?'