Hbo Episode 2v2

Tenacious D - Episode 2 (HBO)

All songs tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com

There are different recordings out there of some of

these songs that might be played slightly different.

These are tabbed straight from episode 2 on HBO

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Cosmic Shame

tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail.com

F# - (244322)

E - (022100)

A - (X02220)

B - (X24442)

Bsus4 - (X24452)

If I was gonna say just one thing to y?all tonight

I?d say set the artist free

I?m talking about this artist in here, set it free

I?m saying quit your day job

Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying

I can?t quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack

Quit your day job, focus on your

crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve

squandered it, ya fuckin robots

Now after a couple of years, of you focusing earnestly on

your craft, KG and I will swoop in

we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you

to continue, or we will say

Stop. And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be

created and enforced

Cause listen this is the problem

Sometimes you follow you heart sometimes your heart cuts a fart

That?s the cosmic shame That?s the cosmic shame

and I know what you are saying now

what makes you guys so fuckin good

I don?t fuckin know, and I don?t like it

I say up going ha ha ha why can?t everybody fuckin have it

Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets

Some people learn it in the schools

Me and KG, we were fuckin born with it homes,

just check it out

Ri bip ba dip dip dididip Dididip dip dididip

Didididididuuudooo dididipduuudooo

(do dit di di di dit da do do do do do da do)

Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git du ba dip gip

(do do do do do doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all

(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)

Ahh God why why why

(Off the top of his head y?all, ahhhhh)

why why why

It?s the cosmic shame

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Sasquatch

Bm - (X24432)

A - (X02220)

E - (022100)

F# - (X4432X)

G - (X5543X) and (355433)

C - (X35553)

(Bm) A

There was some scientists

trying to figure out the sasquatch riddle

then they figured out it was a missing link.

In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kickass in search of

with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the jams, Haaii

He captured imagination, of people all around the globe

His name was Sasquatch so I?m told

His legend?s ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe

Apache tribe

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real

Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he?s real

Listen real close to the audiotape now you will know that he?s real

Couldn?t be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin way, no you know he?s real

Real, real, real real, real, real, really real real

Don?t take this personally, cause its not about your playing

No, Dude, your drumming is kickass

Its just that the D, its always just been me and KG

And we?re just not comfortable being a power trio

I hope there is no hard feelings

Sasquatch We know your legend?s

real Sasquatch

We know your love is real

Sasquatch

You and Tenacious D are real.

This part is played while Sasquatch is running down ally.

JB plays this

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KG plays this

The End

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Tribute

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Am - (X02210)

F - (X33211)

C - (X32010)

A1 - (X02200) (Asus2)

G1 - (3X2200) (Asus2/G)

F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#)

F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#) ?

F#3 - (2X0200) (?)

F1 - (X33210) (FM7)

Amadd9 - (507500)

Fig 1

A long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking

Down a long and lonesome road, all of a sudden there shined a

Shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said

Play the best song in the world or I?ll eat your soul (soul)

PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Well me and Kyle we looked at eachother

And we each said O.K.

And we played the first thing that came to our heads

It just so happened to be the best song in the world

It was the best song in the world ooohhhhyyaaaahhhhiiiiiioooo

And it saved our butts because the demon woulda killed us oh

But he was forced to

Set us free by the

Honor code that

Demons have to

Live by cause its satan?s surprise and its magic and its a

Mystical disguise butthegerero the devel?s song

And its tragic you are the mystical ide - ver - gin and you?re

Rocking * down sweep

Fig 1

Well needless to say, the beast was stunned

Whip crack with your swampy tail, and the beast was done

He asks us (snort) be you angels

And we said nay, we are but men. Rock

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Am (1 strum) Am

Ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohowhoahoaho this is not

The greatest song in the world no this is just a tribute

Couldn?t remember the greatest song in the world no no this is a

Tribute ho to the greatest song in the world all-

right to the Greatest song in the world all-

right it is just the best mother fuck its of the greatest song in the world

ow ow ow

Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba a flabbablabba

Ow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose

Sefem

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we played

On that fateful night didn?t actually sound anything

like this song. This is just a tribute, you got to believe me,

and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion aaahhh fuck

good God, God loving, Your so surprised to find you can?t stop him,

upfar arrrullyupfar Rich motherfucker give upa aahhh

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