This is the monologue song (la la la) from when Taylor hosted Saturday Night Live
on 11/7/09. This may not be completely correct, sort of learned this by ear, sort
of by the performance... first tab. let me know of any corrections if ya find anything wrong :)
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I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
But I'm not gonna talk about that
in my monologue.
I like baking and things that smell like winter.
But I'm not gonna talk about that
in my monologue.
La la la. La la la.
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me.
But I'm not gonna say that
in my monologue.
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public.
But I'm not gonna say that
in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I'm not gonna mention him,
in my monologue.
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.'
But I'm gonna brag about that
in my monologue.
La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.'
[ "Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.]
I'm not gonna comment on that
in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK.
I've got security lining the stage.
It's my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.