Verse 1
I met a cowboy
His name was Tom
I showed him everything
And he showed me what love was all about.
Verse 2
I like to party
He liked to drink
When you mix the two
Then you have get orgy full of freaks.
Verse 3
He went off runnin'
With the girl next door
When I find the hidin'
They're gonna wish they never messed with me!