This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D
You say thats you're leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
G D A (This one is picked)
Today while you're away
I will...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy
To leave me alone
But it's more fun
When you're not home
Yeah it's more fun when you're not home
I will
use all your tampons
Soil your pajamas.
Make obscene phone calls
to both of your grandmas
I know it's not easy to leave me alone.
But it's more fun when you're not home
Yeah its more fun when you're not home