This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple,
i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct.
Chords:
for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic.
It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait
its the not knowing that has put me in this state
The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait
My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat
I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat
At least i never have to worry about getting fat
(mute)
I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait
Is it over will my jersey be retired
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required
Did i make a difference, was my life inspired
Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac
Waiting for
My aids test to come back
If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably
(***on each , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***)
Come on jesus let me live
Make the test be negative
Please forget and please forgive
Please dont let me have the hiv
Oh my god without delay
The nurse is coming straight away
This is it, my judgment day
Tell me what does my test say...
I'm ok
I'm ok
I'm ok
Its just chlamydia