Capo on 1st fret!
You say that you're leaving, but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and I sit and I say
What will I do today
Today while you're away
I will...
sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes,
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it's not easy to leave me alone
But it's more fun when you're not home
Yeah, it's more fun when you're not home!