Mixer At Delta Chi
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by Stephen Lynch
from "The Craig Machine" (2005)
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+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
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NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
(in order of first appearance):
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|
INTRO:
- (x2)
- - -
VERSE 1:
It's College time again, September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
PRE-CHORUS 1:
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
She says, "But wait, Professor.
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
CHORUS 1:
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor!
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man...
INTERLUDE:
- (x3)
VERSE 2:
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
PRE-CHORUS 2:
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
CHORUS 2:
I'm the bad professor,
I'm the bad professor!
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad... man!