Her name was Mia
From North Korea
I said come over
Bring your land rover
I don't like sushi
She said that suits me
I take a shower
On every hour
Chorus:
Oh the oriental
Very very special
If you ever get some
You want another one and another one
The oriental
Very very gentle
I got one for a cousin
Can you send me a dozen?
Her name was mae wong
She came from hong kong
She was a raver
Of eastern flavour
I said I love you
She said I'd love to
Go down to texas
Must have one lexus
Chorus:
Oh the oriental
So very very special
If you ever get some
You want another one and another one
The oriental
Very very gentle
I like it spicy
That'll do me nicely
I'm gonna cross the water take a plane to Tokyo
And find a little geisha I love to see them go
And carry on to China Asia minor and some more
Then finish with a sling in Singapore
Chorus:
Oh the oriental
Very very special
If you ever get some
You want another one and another one
The oriental
Very very gentle
I got one for a cousin
Can you send me a dozen?
Oh the oriental
Will drive you mental
I really gotta get one
And then another one and another one
Oh the oriental
Can you get them on a rental
Don't send me a russian
Ain't no discussion
Got to be an oriental