iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)
Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.
Intro:
( x2 )
Verse:
I have a story, a bitter anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
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Cause' I can't get him off my back
If you see
Chorus:
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x1)
Verse:
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
Like I do at all the girls
You drove home real quick, did you make it
In time to masturbate?
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There's one too many of you in this world
If you see
Chorus:
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
(Repeat Intro x 3)
Verse:
You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
Led us to this song
Won't play it often, just at least until
You're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything
Up to that's pretend
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You tried to brainwash all my friends
If you see
Chorus:
Jordan, if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick, he makes me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
And you still won't quit
Fuck you
Outro:
Jordan, fuck you Jordan
You made me
Sick, you made me sick
High school's
Over, high school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little red-head bitch!
Repeat Intro x 4