Intro:
Well I'm The...
Chorus 1:
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Verse 1:
I came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back
Teleporting fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am
Teleporting Fat Guy!
Chorus 2:
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Verse 2:
Punched Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace,
Because I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from
outer space!
Teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting!
Chorus 3:
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Outro:
Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.