Duncan

I love to have a beer with Duncan, I love to have a beer with Dunc,

We drink in moderation and we never, ever, ever get rolling drunk.

We drink at the "town and country" where the atmosphere is great,

I love to have a beer with Duncan 'cause Duncan's me mate. Yeah!

I love to have a beer with Colin, I love to have a beer with Col.

We drink in moderation and it doesn't really matter

if he brings his doll

We drink at the Town and Country Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Colin 'Cause Colin's me mate, mm-mm-mm

I love to have a beer with Kevin Oh I love to have a beer with Kev.

We drink in moderation and he drives me home in his big old Chev.

We drink at the Town and Country Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Kevin 'Cause Kevin's me mate

I love to have a beer with Patrick I love to have a beer with Pat

We drink in moderation and it wouldn't really matter

if the beer was flat

We drink at the Town and Country Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Patrick 'Cause Patrick's me mate -

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I love to have a beer with Robert I love to have a beer with Bob

We drink in moderation just one more and back on the job

We drink at the Town and Country Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Robert 'Cause Robert's me mate

I love to have a beer with Duncan Oh I love to have

a beer with Dunc.

We drink in moderation and we never ever ever get rollin' drunk

We drink at the Town and Country Where the atmosphere is great

I love to have a beer with Duncan 'Cause Duncan's me mate

I love to have a beer with Dunc