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Screeching Weasel

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Dingbat

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Dingbat. She's a dingbat.

Always walking in to trees

Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep

Sits around stares in to space

Oh God I hate her face cause

she's a dingbat. She's a dingbat.

Her dumbness really bothers me

Brainless questions constantly

I wish shut her mouth, give me a break

Oh God I hate her face, I hate her face.

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Dingbat. She's a dingbat.

She lives alone in her own world

Naive wide-eyed little girl

Dosen't care the world's a mess

She's such a waste of flesh, a waste of flesh

(G string: --5-3-2- )

a waste of flesh

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Love

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I don't wanna call you and take you to the show

I don't wanna go on dates with you, and write you sappy notes

Cause I don't need the hassles, I don't need the headaches too

And I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach

I don't want you hanging on me like a leech

Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do

And I don't wanna be in love with you

Love is a waste of my time, Don't waste my time cause

I've got better things to do

To you love is just games, and Googly eyeed teen romance

That's why I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna think about you everyday

I don't wanna shower and put on aftershave

Cause love is for assholes, Yeah love is for assholes it's true

And I don't wanna be in love with you

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Zombie

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You left me there at the shopping mall, you left me standing

All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits

Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me, I was burning

So now I am the living dead, and I am gonna have your head

tonight

I want your brain!

I'm a zombie now and I'm gonna get you baby

Gonna step on your head, gonna break your bones,

Gonna rip your eyes out from their holes

I'm gonna get you baby

Don't try to give me your excuse, I just wanna get back at you

I want your brain

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I'm a zombie now and I'm gonna get you baby

Gonna step on your head, gonna break your bones,

Gonna rip your eyes out from their holes

I'm gonna get you baby

Don't try to give me your excuse, I just wanna get back at you

I want your brain

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This Ain't Hawaii

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The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis

The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies

Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios

As they primp their pampered bodies and put schnozzguard on their nose

This ain't hawaii

Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies

There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china

Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon

And their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam

This ain't hawaii

In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris

The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari

The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed

This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois

They're surfing in Wilmette

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We Skate

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We skate - we are cool

We skate - we are straight

We skate - helluv raw

We skate - fuck the law

We are skaters tired and true

Lookout we'll run over you

We skate - we are cool

We skate - we can mosh

We skate - thrashin' mad

We skate - helluv rad

We are skaters tired and true

Lookout we'll run over you

We Skate

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Police Insanity

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(x8)

Another cop another gun

Another way to end my fun

Another fucking power game

Hate in Law enforcement name

Black and white or gold and blue, My good time is a job for you

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Do you enjoy the fear you cause

By pulling out your book of laws

Without me you would have no job

You're full of shit you macho cop

Installing paranoia in so called protected citizens

(x8)

Another badge a riot stick

Another chance to get your kicks

Sworn to serve and to protect

Don't ever ask for my respect

Got picked on when you were a kid. Don't take it out on me you dick!

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Police insanity don't take it out on me

(x4)

Police insanity don't take it out on me

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Stupid Over You

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Madonna I'm in love. It dosen't make too much sense

But when I saw you on TV. This sounds so ridiculous

But I can't help the way I feel when I look at your chubby face

Sandra I don't understand How you always do it

The world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis

or David Letterman. I wish I was your late night man, cause

I get so stupid over you

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Even though you're big and famous in movies and TV

Can the three of us go out and see midget wrestling

Cause hanging out with you would definately be my dream come true

I get so stupid over you

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I get so stupid over you

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Runaway

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As I walk along I wonder what went wrong

With our love, a love that was so strong

And as I still walk on I think of the things we've done

together, while our hearts were young

I'm a-walking in the rain

tears are falling and I feel a pain

Wishin' you were here by me

to end this misery and I

wonder. I wa-wa-wa-wa-

wonder

why, why-why-why-why-why

she ran away, and I

wonder where she will

stay-yay,

my little Runaway, a-run-run-run-run-runaway.

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I Hate Led Zeppelin

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Robert Plant is a slimy fuck

John Bonham man, he really sucked

Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits

They made their money off idiots

I hate Led Zeppelin

12 dollar concerts were all the rage

They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page

"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red

Bonzo's buried, only three more left

I hate Led Zeppelin

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My Right

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My right to say what I want, and think the way I wanna think.

My right I wanna speak my mind. My right to yell my right to scream.

My right no one's ever gonna tell me what I have to do.

I'll live my life the way I want. I don't care about your little world

And I can't believe you're telling me

What's good for me how do you know what's good?

And I can't believe you're telling me

What to believe, get away from me - my right

No matter what I do, to you It's always one big mistake

Well I'm sick of you I know I'm right you sleazy money grubbing fake

My right my life my soul my mind my body my existence means

That I don't have to listen to you. It's my right cause I'm a human being

And I can't believe you're telling me

What's good for me how do you know what's good?

And I can't believe you're telling me

What to believe, get away from me - my right

(play the second part of the intro) (play the same chord progression as the chorus)

My right to say what I want, and think the way I wanna think.

My right I wanna speak my mind. My right to yell my right to scream.

My right my life my soul my mind my body my existence means

That I don't have to listen to you. It's my right cause I'm a human being

And I can't believe you're telling me

What's good for me how do you know what's good?

And I can't believe you're telling me

What to believe, get away from me - my right

And I can't believe you're telling me

What's good for me how do you know what's good?

And I can't believe you're telling me

What to believe, get away from me - my right

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Nicaragua

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I don't give a fuck about nicaragua

I don't give a shit about the President

I don't care about suburban white kids

Trying to show they've got compassion

Politics are boring

Politics are fucking boring

Philosophizing propoganda spewing

Teenage armchair revolutionaries

What's the problem? What's the matter?

You're sitting there getting fatter

You say that you hate capitalism

And won't you compromise

But when you're out of cigarettes

The funny thing is your butt's full of jizz

You pompous ass your moral outrage

Gives me a fucking headache

Closed your mind got all the answers

Don't even realize you're an asshole

If you had any brains I guess you'd see

You're a narrow minded judgemental left wing nazi

I don't give a fuck about Nicarauga

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Sunshine

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It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you, but

who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you

know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that counts

You say you're worthless, but

I see through the bullshit, I see through the bullshit

You're not helpless you can stand on your own two feet

So why do you let yourself be treated like a fucking piece of meat

You call it life I call it rape, I call it prostitution

I don'w know why you hate yourself, cause you're not ugly at all

So let the sunshine in

And chase away your blues

'Cause smilers never lose

and frowners never win

So let the sunshine in

I know it's fucking hard

But now it's time to try and start to

Let the sunshine in

So when you feel fucked up like your life is in the gutter

Think about it for a minute, it's what you say that matters

Don't call it life, call it rape, call it prostitution

And you won't have to hate yourself Beacause you know you're a beautiful person

So let the sunshine in

And chase away your blues

'Cause smilers never lose

and frowners never win

So let the sunshine in

I know it's fucking hard

But now it's time to try and start to

Let the sunshine in

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The sun's gonna shine on you

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I Wanna Be Naked

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I wanna be naked I wanna be nude

I wanna walk around in my birthday suit

Nude.

No more funny looks about the way I dress

I'll show the whole world my nakedness

ness

I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

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Don't wanna make a fashion statement pose

I wanna walk down the street without any clothes

clothes

I won't waste no time deciding what to wear

Every day I'll dress the same - completely bare

Bare

I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

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Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba, I wanna be naked!

I don't care if it's against the law

I wanna live my life in the raw

Raw.

Naked as a jaybird all the time

Bold and brave and no tan lines

I don't need no hangups, I wanna be naked

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Ashtray

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I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent

A G D G C [main riff]

The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor

C G C [main riff]

Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker treat me like a piece of dirt

Get out of bed at noon, my head is fucking screwed

And my life is really going down the tubes

I dont know what the fuck to do

[main riff]

A G D G C [main riff]

Got half a pack of cigarettes and my wallet is completely bare again

A G D G C [main riff]

I might be broke but I don't care, I just watch TV in my baggy underwear

C G D G C [main riff]

Monday morning 9:00, I gotta get out and start looking for a job

I don't want a career, I got enough to deal with here

And I shelled out my last 7 bucks for beer

I don't know what the fuck to do

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I see the room before my eyes, a piece of rotten pizza covered up with flies

A G D G C [main riff]

This just ain't the life for me, don't wanna end up like Lenny, Jake and Jesse

C G D G C [main riff]

Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker treat me like a piece of dirt

Get out of bed at noon, my head is fucking screwed

And my life is really going down the tubes

I don't know what the fuck to do

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American Suicide

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She fucked up again

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She doesn't want to live anymore

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The suicide was so grotesque

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So she is gonna take the slow way out

she's got a problem, she grabs a bottle

American Suicide

She knows she's gotta, she doesn't wanna

American Suicide

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She fucked up again

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She tells them she's just havin' fun

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Another party another Friday night

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And now she's gonna be a mommy

she's got a problem, and who's the father

American Suicide

There's no solution except abortion

American Suicide

she's got a problem, she grabs a bottle

American Suicide

There's no solution except abortion

American Suicide

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Psychiatrist

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Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze

Mommy figured out he wasn't too happy

The family looks nice beu they're rotting inside

They all hate eachother but nobody knows why

So they go to the shrink he says, "You're very nice people

but Johnny causes problems and negative feelings,

he really needs help, and then mommy starts crying.

"But if you give me your checkbook we can hospitalize him."

Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell; psychiatrist

The ritulin pills are gonna make you well; psychiatrist

nonstop bliss, your emotional fix; psychiatrist

Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill; psychiatrist

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Your doc is your drug he's got your medication

He gets through to you better when you're under sedation

Something from your past that he won't let relax

You wish you were dead but he makes your time last

So you sit in the day room and watch a TV

You're never alone, under close scrutiny

Don't cause any problems, you'll end up on your back

Chock full of thorazine and trapped like a rat

Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell; psychiatrist

The ritulin pills are gonna make you well; psychiatrist

nonstop bliss, your emotional fix; psychiatrist

Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill; psychiatrist

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Mad at the Paperboy

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Mad at the paper boy that little nerd

Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp

Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun

Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart ass runt

Mad at the paper boy

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Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused

Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news

He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass

Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass

Mad at the paper boy

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OI!

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ARGH!

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HIT THE DECK!!

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Mad at the paper boy

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I Love to Hate

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Love to hate I love to hate

Got hate on my dinner plate

I love to hate, I love to hate

A feeling that is really great

I'm one when I am... ??????

?????? ...quite deserved

Don't need a reason, fuck that shit

No matter what I'll have a fit.

I love to hate you.

Love to hate. I love to hate.

Deck the halls with Sharon Tate

Love to hate I love to hate

Assasinate, decapitate

I need a dog that I can kick

I need some to make me sick

The girl that fills me with disgust

Will be the object of my lust

I love to hate you.

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