Hanukkah Song

The Hanukkah Song:

[[A]] Put on your [[E]] yalmulka, [[D]] here comes [[E]] Hanukkah

It№s [[A]] so much [[E]] fun-akkah to [[D]] celebrate [[E]]Hanukkah,

[[A]]Hanukkah [[E]]is the [[D]] Festival of [[E]] Lights,

[[A]] Instead of one day of [[E]] presents, we have [[Bm]] eight [[D]] crazy [[E]] nights.

[[A]] When you feel like the only [[E]] kid in town with[[D]]out a Xmas [[E]]tree,

[[A]] Here№s a list of [[E]] people who are Jewish, [[D]] just like you and [[E]] me:

[[A]] David Lee [[E]] Roth [[D]] lights the me[[E]]norrah,

[[A]] So do James [[E]] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [[D]] late Dinah [[E]]Shore-ah

[[A]] Guess who eats to[[E]]gether at the [[D]] Karnickey [[E]] Deli,

[[A]] Bowzer from [[E]] Sha-na-na, and [[D]] Arthur Fonzer[[E]]relli.

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[[A]] Paul Newman№s half [[E]] Jewish; [[D]] Goldie Hawn№s half [[E]] too,

[[A]] Put them to[[E]]gether--what a [[D]] fine lookin№ [[E]] Jew! [[Esus]] [[E]]

[[D]] You don№t need іDeck the HallsІ or іJingle Bell RockІ

[[E]] Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! [[Esus]]

[[A]] Put on your [[E]] yalmulka, it№s [[D]] time for [[E]] Hanukkah,

The [[A]] owner of the Seattle Super[[E]]sonic-ahs [[D]] celebrates [[E]] Hanukkah.

[[A]] О.J. [[E]] Simpson--[[D]] not a [[E]] Jew!

But [[A]] guess who [[E]]is...Hall of [[D]] Famer--Rod [[E]]Carew--(he converted!) [[Bm]]

[[A]] Harrison Ford№s a [[E]] quarter Jewish--[[D]] not too [[E]] shabby!

[[A]] Some people [[E]] think that [[D]] Ebeneezer [[E]] Scrooge is,

Well, he№s [[A]] not, but [[E]] guess who is: [[D]] All three [[E]] stooges. [[Esus]] [[E]]

[[D]] So many Jews are in show biz--

[[E]] Tom Cruise isn№t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [[Esus]]

[[A]] Tell your friend Ver[[E]]onica, it№s [[D]] time you celebrate [[E]] Hanukkah

I [[A]] hope I get a har[[E]]monica, on this [[D]] lovely, lovely [[E]] Hanukkah.

So [[A]] drink your gin-and-[[E]]tonic-ah, and [[D]]smoke your mara[[E]]juanic-ah,

If you [[A]] really, really [[E]]wanna-kah, Have a [[D]] happy, happy, [[E]] happy, happy

[[A]] Hanukkah.