Вступление
[Verse 1]
Call me collect, call me anytime you need to
I'll be waiting there
[Chorus 1]
If you've got a girlfriend, or a boyfriend
I'll be on the line doing my level best
[Verse 2]
Call me an asshole, call me what you want to
I will love you still
Call me complaining, I will entertain you
And tell it like it is
[Chorus 2]
If you start a band, well you can use my van
I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best
I'll scream with all my might 'cause it's my level best
[Verse 3]
Call me divided, call me at your lowest
I will belong to you
Call me at midnight, I can talk for hours
Discussing male privilege
[Chorus 3]
If you are in trouble, something illegal
I'll be at your side, doing my level best
If it breaks me up inside it's my level best
[Verse 4]
Call me with bad news, tell me that you loved her
I will listen to you
[Chorus 4]
I will catch the next flight for any country
I will risk it all to do my level best
I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best
[Instrumental]
[Chorus 5]
If you need a million borrowed by tomorrow
I would rob a bank to do my level best
I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best
I would kill a queen, it's my level best
A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best
[Outro]