Show Them To Me
Well, it seems to me_ this old world's gone crazy,__
There's to much hate and killin' goin' on,
But when I see the bare chest of a woman,
My worries and my problems are all gone,__
Cause no one thinks of fightin'
When they see a topless girl,
Maybe if you would show yours to,
We could save the world,
Show them to me, Show them to me,
Unclasp your bra and let those puppies free,
They look a whole lot better without that sweater,
Now baby I'm sure__ you'll agree,
If you've got 2 thumbtacks,
Show them to me,___
I don't care if they don't match,
If ones bigger than the other,
You can show me one,__ and I'll imagine the udder,
Even if your really old_ there's nothing wrong,
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad their just a little old,
Show them to me, Show them to me,
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see,
Just unrobe and show your globes,
And we'll be in harmony,__
no chords {spoken}
If you've got dustee chee,
no chords {spoken}
Which is spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 spanish titties,
Show them to me,
I've met alot of them,__ but never one Ive hated,
Even if you've had 13 kids,__ and you think the look deflated,
There's no such thing as a bad breast,
This much I know is true,
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan,
I'd love to see yours to,______ Show them to me, Show them to me,
Just like those girls go wild on t.v.,
Just lean back and show your rack,
And I'll be in exstacy,
If you've got 2 kasobba's, Show them to me,
C'mon baby let me see, The whole world will live in harmony,___
It'll do you good, and it'll give me wood,
Baby we'll make history,{PAUSE}
C D {no chords}
If you love your country,________ I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME,___
If you love your country,
{no chords-spoken}
{name your town} do you love your country?
Then get up and show them big ole titties to me_____________ AHH-WOOOO!
CLOSE AS I CAN GET IT,HAVE A BLAST!!!!