Main Riff:
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| x2
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|
(Continue that pattern the entire way through song,
you always strum four times, except during the first line
of the two verses, and are always strummed twice)
Verse 1:
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
Thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that youre the one to blame
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
Verse 2:
(he sings)
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin',
You put me places I've never been before
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls