e|------3--------3------0--------0-------------------------------------------|
B|------0--------0------1--------1-------------------------------------------|
G|------0--------0------0--------0-------------------------------------------|
D|------0--------0------2--oh2---2-------------------------------------------|
A|------2---0h2--2----3-3--------3-------------------------------------------|
E|----3-3--------3------x--------x-------------------------------------------|
Repeat until the chorus
chorus:
Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of Pampers, Marlboro Lights
Halelluja everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family