Hey hey, here comes no-one
Another friend for you to have a go on
And she asks me, do I miss her when she's gone?
And I reply, “As much as I miss anyone”
Oh! A woo-hoo
Chorus:
And I'll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
So jump into my bed
We'll pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us
Hey Lord, forgive us we're wrong
I'll make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that
I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling, well,
I don't wanna think that hard
chorus
It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well, if god is in the details
Thank god that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend Oh!
A woo-hoo!
Chorus:
Oh! woohoo! erhh
So jump into my bed
Pretend the world is dead
Always in my head is a space between us
And I'll be your gay friend
As your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Oh! woohoo!