Someone sing a song
To reel 'em in
It's a song that's sung before
And a song you gonna sing again
I mean every word
I don't mean a single one of them
Chorus:
Oh Lord, make me pure - but not yet
Tell a joke, tell it twice
If no one else is laughing then why am I
I split my sides both times
and laugh until I cry
chorus
I don't have to try
I just dial it in
I've never found a job that
for me was worth bothering
I got a ton of selfish genes
and lazy bones beneath this skin
chorus
Smoking kills, sex sells
I've got one hand in my pocket
But the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die so
my revenge is living well
chorus
I stopped praying
So I hope this song will do
I wrote it all for you
I'm not perfect
but you don't mind that, do you?
I know you're there to pull me through,
aren't you?
So I look for love
I like the search
And I'll be standing for election
all across the known universe
Every president gets the country she deserves
And I've been seeing somebody's wife
She said she'd leave him for me
and I said that wasn't wise
You can't lie to a liar because of all the lies