So just how far down do you want to go
We could talk it out over a cup of joe
and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh
E(bar) D(bar) A E
Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust
Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust
and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh
(CHORUS)
Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd
Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard
of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway
A B A(bar) C#m
Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there
A B A(bar) C#m
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos
yeah and that seems fair
E D A(bar) E
So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car
And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh
(to CHORUS)
(to SOLO – E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E)
(to CHORUS)
…that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air
OUTRO: E D A E - E(bar) D(bar) A E