Well, my landlady, she lives
Three houses away
And she claims that she can
hear my baby screaming to me
"Fuck me Anthony, Anthony"
Chorus:
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy, yeah, yeah, yeah
Struck by lust in a telephone booth
Busted by a cop; he said "That's uncouth"
He said that she can
hear my baby screaming to me
"Fuck me Anthony, Anthony"
chorus (x3)
Let me shine your diamond
The girl got a scratch
Slap that cat
Have mercy
chorus