This is the song from the credits of the classic disney movie Monsters Inc., sing by
Billy Crystal and John Goodman and written by Randy Newman. I was shocked to see no chords
of it anywhere, so here they are, as accurate as I can make them... Let me know if you
have any improvements!
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room, with a view
And if I were handsome (No way) It could happen
'Cos dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothin'
For years I have envied (You green with it)
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know?
Yes I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it
Big guy, you always come through
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it
Always should be
One without the other
Don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me
[Next bit is spoken:]
Yeah, I wouldn't be nothin' (Aw now)
If I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Hey I never told you this
[Sung from here:]
Sometimes I get a little blue (looks good on you)
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have you (Let's dance!)
[For Instrumental, see section starting "you and me together"]
Yes I wouldn't be nothin
If I didn't have you (I know what you mean Sulley because-)
I wouldn't know where to go (Me too because I-)
Or know, what to do (Why do you keep singin' my part?!)
I don't have to say it (Aww say it anyway)
(Cause we) both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
you
[Slower]
Wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
Youuuuu
(One more time... big one!)
Don't have to say it (Where'd everybody come from?)
Oh, we both know it's true (Let's take it home big guy)
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
If I didn't have
You, you, you
A-E-I-O
That means you
[NC]
Yeah