IMPORTANT: After "it wears her/him/me out", just before you switch from the Bm chord to
A chord, you lift your first finger from the second fret of the e string, to alter the
sound, just like A to Asus4, or D to Dsus2.
I don't know what that chord is called, but a wild guess would be Bmsus2.
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth.
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself.
It wears her out,
it wears her out.
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins.
And it wears him out,
it wears him out.
It wears him out,
it wears him out.
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love.
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run.
And it wears me out,
it wears me out.
It wears me out,
it wears me out.
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
Oh, oh.