Family Feud
By Pistol Annies
Capo 4
Intro A
Fine China stacked by the kitchen sink
Aunt Tammy's in there claimin' all the diamond rings
Uncle Bobby's loadin' up the TV set
Only thing they're grievin' over is what they ain't gonna get
She's only been in the ground a day or two
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud
Great granddaddy's shotgun started it all
She wasn't even cold 'fore they ripped it off the wall
Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts
Nobody even waited for the readin' of the will
If daddy was here, he'd beat us black and blue
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud
Oooooh, Ooooooh
I'm watchin' it all go down in shame
Wish the whole house'd go up in flames
Who gives a damn 'bout a cedar chest
A (let ring)
When we just laid her soul to rest
She's only been in the ground a day or two
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud
She's probably rollin' over in her grave
'Cause the good Lord giveth and a family taketh away