Вступление
Pinocchio:
(Speaking):
Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
(Singing):
Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio!
Story of my life, always doomed to fail,
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That’s the story of my life, oh yeah
That’s the story of my life.
Elf:
(Yelling):
Strife is never ending
Peter Pan:
Banished!
From the town
Ugly Duckling:
They dragged my from the pond
Godmother:
The broke my magic wand
Three Little Pigs:
They blew our condos down!
Wicked Witch:
Life, is but a witch hunt
Mama Bear:
Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress
Gnome:
They ridiculed my hat
Pigs:
Zey said zat vee vere fat!
Wolf:
They tore my cott’n granny dress
And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess
All:
Story of my life, booted from the ball
Told to go away
Humpty Dumpty:
Toppled off a wall
All:
That’s the story of my life
Rabbit:
That’s the story of my life
All:
That’s the story of my life
(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned)
All:
I always dreamed I’d get a hap - py ending
Witch:
And this right here, not how it goes!
All:
I always dreamed I’d get an ev - er aft - er,
If this is it, it blows!
It blows!
It blows!
Pinocchio:
(Yelling):
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana!
All:
Story of my life, all the wasted prayers
All the broken dreams,
Three Bears:
All the broken chairs
All:
All the damage done
Bears:
All the busted beds
All:
All the shattered bowls
Bears:
And the porridge on our heads
All:
That’s the story of my life, yes sir
That’s the story of my life
Oy Vey!
That’s the story of my life!
Pinocchio:
Crap!