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The king called on the kingdom
To gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon
Because it was his pest
strange little man came forth
To request a deft assist,
But the Witcher was quite reluctant
The story had a twist
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jew'ls
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
The old little man fell swiftly
Off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss,
Thought we'd witnessed his last breath
But then he breathed some fire
On the goon that came his way
'Cause he was a golden dragon
Not a man with temples gray
Ho-ou..
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jew'ls
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
The Witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon
Told them it was not to be
The wise sad dragon's truths
Broke what never could repair
But that lovable old lutanist
Won the hearts of the huntress pair
The Golden One with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazzling than all the jew'ls
Oh they showed us we're all fools
They showed us we're all fools
Oh we're just fools
We're just fools