Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day (For Me to Whoop Somebody's Ass)
Here is a simple and fun song to to play... At least the way I play it is
very simple. I've seen others play it anywhere from open to a capo on the
1st, 2nd or 3 frets, so just mess around with it.
INTO: G
VERSE 1:
Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing Goes Right
(G) D
Your Wife Starts Bitchin'bout Whatever It Was She Was Bitchin' About Last Night
So You Escape Into The Bathroom Just To Sit There On Your Thrown
(G)
But After You Finish Your Business The Toilet Paper's Gone
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CHORUS:
(G)
Well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
(G) D
It's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back
You Might Get Cold Cock... If You Cross My Path
(G)
'Cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass
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VERSE 2:
(G)
Well I Was Runnin' Late For Work So I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go
(G) D
And Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes
When The Highway Patrol Man Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way
(G)
But When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray
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VERSE 3:
(G)
When I Finally Made It To Work I Was 15 Minutes Late
(G) D
I Told My Boss About The Flat Tire But He Fired Me Anyway
So Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot Just Waiting By His Corvette
(G)
I'm Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget
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