"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" (Capo: 5th. fret)
____Verse: 1
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain
____Music: 1
Dm7 G (4 times)
____Verse: 2
We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen
we'll be sure to give a ring
____Music: 2
Dm7 G9 (3 times)
____Verse: 3 (spoken)
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But the kettle's on the boil
and we're so ea__sily called away
____Music: 3
(Yeah__yeah, yeah__yeah)
____Tempo: Dm
Em G (3 times)
____Middle Eight:
Ha___nds across the water (water)
Hea___ds across the sky
Ha___nd across the water (water)
Hea___ds across the sky
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie
(a butter pie, the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)
____Middle Eight:
____Steady Beat:*
Ha___nds across the water (water)
Hea___ds across the sky
Ha___nd across the water (water)
*
Hea___ds across the sky
*G
Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around (once more from *)
Em G (3 times)
____Middle Eight: (Repeated)
____Steady Beat:*
Ha___nds across the water (water)
Hea___ds across the sky
Ha___nd across the water (water)
*
Hea___ds across the sky
Ooo__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh (to fade)